If you didn’t cry during meditation, are you even spiritual, bro?
Everything in moderation
You eat like a starving dog
With your lips smacking
And your tongue squishing and swashing before you decide to
I must add I have no idea how people like ASMR because I’m in between wanting to puke or punch.
The sounds disgust me.
Fucking finish your food already
Before I bellow
Just trying to see this as one long vacation.
Going into month 3.
Female masturbation is so underrated.
Call me Skippy, Captain, because I am on cloud nine.
If you know where I got my title, tell me. I’d like to unite with some old school Disney kids.
So I fell today.
Just a little curb trip during my run. Nothing crazy. I did sit there for a bit on the pavement chuckling to myself. I do that when I’m in pain. I googled it, laughing is some kind of defense mechanism I guess. It works for me.
Anyways, I was really grateful though that when I tripped a cyclist saw me and stopped to check on me. He was a typical Aussie grandpa. Very sweet, very calm and just asking me questions. “Did you break anything? Just breathe. Don’t move right away. Is your elbow okay?”
And the whole time I was just laughing with embarrassment and thinking, “what a kind soul.”
After a couple minutes I was fine though and I told him, “Thank you for stopping. I gotta keep running now. ” and so he left and I continued on my way, but in all honesty, he made my day.