If you didn’t cry during meditation, are you even spiritual, bro?
Category: Living in Australia
Thanks Cindy
Everything in moderation
Including moderation.
The Aussie mullet
Dinner time
You eat like a starving dog
With your lips smacking
And your tongue squishing and swashing before you decide to
GULP
I must add I have no idea how people like ASMR because I’m in between wanting to puke or punch.
The sounds disgust me.
The slurping
Crunching
Swallowing
Fucking finish your food already
Before I bellow
I wonder if birds see the sunrise
Lock down extended in Sydney
Just trying to see this as one long vacation.
Going into month 3.
365 Days on Netflix now
Female masturbation is so underrated.
Wow.
Call me Skippy, Captain, because I am on cloud nine.
I can’t even
Falling with style
If you know where I got my title, tell me. I’d like to unite with some old school Disney kids.
So I fell today.
Just a little curb trip during my run. Nothing crazy. I did sit there for a bit on the pavement chuckling to myself. I do that when I’m in pain. I googled it, laughing is some kind of defense mechanism I guess. It works for me.
Anyways, I was really grateful though that when I tripped a cyclist saw me and stopped to check on me. He was a typical Aussie grandpa. Very sweet, very calm and just asking me questions. “Did you break anything? Just breathe. Don’t move right away. Is your elbow okay?”
And the whole time I was just laughing with embarrassment and thinking, “what a kind soul.”
After a couple minutes I was fine though and I told him, “Thank you for stopping. I gotta keep running now. ” and so he left and I continued on my way, but in all honesty, he made my day.
Running progress
